I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
somehow attending a funeral viewing turned into me snorting cocaine in the bathroom and drawing ninja turtles for children
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
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