You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
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