He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
I came out of bedroom with my jeans on backwards, zipped AND buttoned. I have inconceivable talents whilst intoxicated.
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
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