That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
Just woke up to find myself in a random bed with two people next to me having sex. I thought it would be awkward to just suddenly get up so i think I'm gonna lie here and pretend I'm still sleeping.
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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