break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
sometimes i just want to live alone. my roommate keeps looking at me weird like hes never seen a girl eat plain salt before
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
Woman at starbucks on her computer with a garbage bag of popcorn and a bottle of lotion. Where are you coming from?!
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
Randomize
