ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
Got free coffee because I told the guy at starbucks the pleats in his khaki pants made his cock look big.
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
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