I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
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