so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
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