how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
Ask if he wants his tooth back. It's in the freezer. In the box of hotpockets.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
I have just been informed that my company has ray guns. I WORK FOR ACTUAL BOND VILLAINS. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
All I want for Christmas is my co-worker's speakerphone to be thrown against a brick wall, and the remains burned in a backyard fire while I roast a hot dog over it. Is that so much to ask?
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
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