Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
Yep. Just threw myself a bachelorette party with my coworkers penis before I re-enter the holy order of monogomous relationships.
It was like the Alcoholic Olympics...double fisting fifths with eight 40s in my backpack...running from the cops in stilettos. I will have bitchin' hamstrings come Monday.
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
She grabbed a $20 bill out of my hand, calling it a lap dance coupon and then she dragged me into her bedroom. I think I’m in love
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