I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
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