After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
Either you made a spaghetti vodka smoothie last night, or you puked in the blender.
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
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