Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
Is it weird that the cop that arrested me called me twice to tell me that I left my ring at the police station
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
why did i wake up in the bathroom?
we had to stay with you a while until we convinced you it wasn't safe to wash your face, then you fell asleep with your foot in the toilet.
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