I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
ugh.. my birth control just came out of my nose. wtf?
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
is it weird that i blow-dry my hair and poop at the same time?
not any weirder than you telling me this at 4 in the morning
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
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