If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I think my hot accountant is wearing banana republic. I miss the days when that ='ed gay. Signals are so confusing now.
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
I just drunkenly accidentally had sex with my boss
Did you at least ask for a raise?
No but I am now the owner of one of either his or his roomate's teeshirts... Maybe I can use it to negotiate?
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