is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
Just found bacon bits in my pocket. Blackout buffet is the best.
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
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