Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
Woke up naked on my floor covered in cookies. We should celebrate fake hurricanes every weekend.
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
The bouncer just called me magically delicious... apparently I'm a lucky charm. hollllleeeerrrr!
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