We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
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