I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
Do you know how hard it is to masturbate with a runny nose?
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
When did angry sex become our thing?
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
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