I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
Let me clarify that those tears were for losing my fuck buddy and his penis, not to the fact that he decided he wanted an actual relationship with feelings.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
Broken heels while double fisting margaritas, picking up shirtless, bloody men and escorting them out of harms way, the meltdown when I realized I can go without a bra bc my boobs shrunk, the morning vodka red bull you were forced to drink? Which one roped you in?
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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