I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
My ex wife just asked to go over our divorce papers and for sex in the same text
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
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