Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
boyfriend complimented me on my new prada shoes today. he is officially either gay or the man im gonna marry. knowing my luck it's all of the above.
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
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