every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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