He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
what day is it and did you see me today?
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
I got the shit slapped outta me last night but the pain in my jaw doesn’t even compare to the hangover I have.
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