i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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