How do u get a lost condom out? Like really lost... up there...
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
No, drunk sperm still make babies.
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
he high fived his dick after we had sex
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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