how can u be prego again
Your dad touched me again.
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
I told him if I was pregnant we were coming out to the people at work, because I'm not pretending to get knocked up by an imaginary boyfriend.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
Listen this is important.. if I die tonight you have to be the drug dealer at my funeral
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
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