You drew a lightning bolt on your eye and stomach in eye liner and made me sing Poker face with you in harmonies. I never knew you were still a music major when you were drunk.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
