Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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