Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
There's an old bald Japanese dude on the metra next to me. He's drinking MGD on a crowded train, and rocking out way too hard to what may be the same Dallas Green song I'm listening to. Life is sweet.
I know I'm really high but I swear I just saw him beating off to his fantasy football roster.
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
A guy just walked down the street dressed as Mickey Mouse holding a 40oz. Where the hell did you leave me?
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
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