i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
We have started to decorate penises.
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
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