Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
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