that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
I just saw her shopping list. The only things on it are blackberries, hot fudge and condoms. I almost don't wanna know. Almost.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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