If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
I think the secretary can hear it when I fart in the bathroom, how do you think she feels about that?
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
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