Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
I literally have anal toys soaking in the bathroom sink and dinner on the stove. If that doesn't scream "domestic goddess", I don't know what the fuck does.
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
We were on the beach when you spilled sand in the bottle and said "relax it's vodka, it'll disinfect itself"
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
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