what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
Discovered that a nalgene holds an entire bottle of wine. Going mobile. Come find me.
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
don’t ask me. i snorted coke off of a pregnancy test box last night. i obviously don’t make the best life choices.
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
Randomize
