In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
I'm playing a little game called "how many shots of jack can I take before I become a shit show tonight". All front row seats are sold out.
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
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