Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
remember that night jesus turned water into wine? DRUNKER.
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.
I'm gonna write a book. Almost Awesome: all the times I ALMOST got laid.
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
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