in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
Taking a shit on the side of the road is not how I imagined this morning would start.
I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
I woke up hugging my purse and I found a business card in my underwear. How?
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
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