her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
Buying her a drink is like giving a seagull a French fry, all you're gonna do is get annoyed and shit on
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
Bring me that man meat
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
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