Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
In your defense, I really thought capturing that alligator would have been a lot more awesome and a lot less tragic.
RIP Mr Bojangles.
Mom said you looked used
Casually had to file a missing persons report last night
Bloody Mary Monday just took a turn for the worst... Just had a heart to heart talk with the cat about it's obsession with chewing on cardboard.... Time for a nap.
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
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