the bitch is dead man
YOUR DOG DIED?
no i meant my mom has passed out .. so i'll be over soon.
can't come out tonight. went to the bar again last night and the bartender hugged and thanked me so much for my "generosity." I'm intrigued but terrified to see my credit card bill.
I got her a Nickelback box set.
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
he looked at me and said 'happiness is a warm blanket' then stole my vodka.
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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