I don't believe in a God but I'm almost positive I just shit out the devil.
I'm jealous of your bromance
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
I think that's the first time I've heard someone say "this is the safest way of doing things" while holding half a gallon of jagermeister
He was dressed as ron burgundy and his pickup line was "dont worry, i wont make you jump in a bear pit."
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
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