Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
note to self: an IV pole is no substitute for a stripper pole. Written it on my ankle cast.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
My kid just put flowers in my hair to make me pretty, then showed my boobs to an entire playground. He's either the best wingman or the worst.
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
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