my dad wants uyo to call him right now...reverse drunk dialing
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
I haven't gotten laid in forever. I'm obsessed. I imagine I this is how Ethopians feel about food.
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
I stopped understanding conversations unrelated to vodka two vodkas ago.
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
Do you remember calling me a cuntasaurus rex last night?
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
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