I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
I can't turn off my feet"
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
I told the bartender that his red, white and blue shots were terrible and tasted like Thomas Jefferson's balls.
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
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