lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
...its technically supposed to be for the bridal shower but I think I can find an ensemble that says "im hopped up on x. Stick your tongue down my throat." As well as " im supporting your marriage to my brother"
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