Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
Thank you for deleting me from Instagram. Also, I'm carrying your child. Happy new year!
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
Randomize
