just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
I am literally too baked to press the call button. How am I supposed to bone him?
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
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