I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
YOU GOT KICKED OUT OF FIVE GUYS LAST NIGHT FOR THROWING PEANUTS AT THE PEOPLE WHO WORK THERE?!
correction: escorted out
So. She dumped me today.
Well, maybe you shouldn't have referred to going down on her as "Dumpster-Diving".
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
Was I just dreaming, or was there a corpse at work last night?
She was just sleeping.
Is it bad that I'm kind of disappointed by that?
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